At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”
So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out
"THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB."
Elementary, while a good distraction is not quite the substitute for Sherlock Series 3.
I quite got used to Watson being an Asian woman but I admit, it was fuck ass weird at first.
In terms of Sherlock, Elementary Sherlock seems less cold than BBC Sherlock and a little bit more “normal” and accessible.
While I start to enjoy Elementary, my heart belongs to BBC Sherlock.
"I quite got used to Watson being an Asian woman but I admit, it was fuck ass weird at first."
What is so ‘fuck ass weird’ about being Asian or a woman? Millions of people in the world are.
my favourite fandom out of SuperWhoLock is Elementary and the rest of you can piss off because JOHNNY LEE MILLER
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
you’re less likely to be believed in court if you decide to affirm instead of swear an oath
40000000000000000000% done with christian supremacy
I love you most.
She kisses her hair instead of her forehead.
THAT JUST BLEW MY mIND THANK YOU
when she says “i love you” she’s looking at her
when she says “most” she’s looking at her hair
This is for all the people who have tried to say that Gothel really loved Rapunzel. NO.
in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again