Trenchcoat on a Tortilla

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains must be tumblr

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prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

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indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

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Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

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madmanwithadetective:

itallseemsimpossible:

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sleepingwithsharma:

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4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

or the next princess is lesbian.

^^ this one

Fun Fact: They actually wanted to make Miguel and Tulio, from Road to El Dorado gay, but a bunch of soccer moms and such where like,”aww hellllll naw…”

Everyone pretend they are!

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What I think when kids in my class read

  • That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
  • That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
  • Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
  • THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
  • Can I sleep?
  • If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
  • You can’t pronounce THAT word?
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
  • My skin’s crawling
  • Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
  • You skipped a line
  • LOL what was that?
  • I don’t even. 

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